Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte

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PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

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They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO! 

“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal. 

“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events. 

“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!” 

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government. 

“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained. 

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion. 

“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.” 

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young. 

“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.” 

From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy. 

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians. 

In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark. 

“Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.” 

The implant could also explain Napoleon’s famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added. 

“It’s possible that the device affected the electrical signals from his brain to his heart.” 

By the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe. 

“What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess,” observed Dr. Dubois. “Thus we cannot know whether they acted to help mankind or harm us.”

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And the ruze begins:

FDA approves computer chip for humans

Devices could help doctors with stored medical information

updated 10/13/2004 6:38:52 PM ET

WASHINGTON — Medical milestone or privacy invasion? A tiny computer chip approved Wednesday for implantation in a patient’s arm can speed vital information about a patient’s medical history to doctors and hospitals. But critics warn that it could open new ways to imperil the confidentiality of medical records.

see the news release here

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82 Comments to “Alien chip found in the skull of Napoleon Bonaparte”

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  1. wiug says:

    Interesting that the chip in the picture is a Verichip, designed for subcutaneous insertion of microchips by Applied Digital Solutions.

    Why couldn’t you have included a picture of the actual chip supposedly inserted in Napoleon’s skull? This is not credible in the least.

  2. lori gordon says:

    I see there are many gulible people who would subscribe to idiocy on an imeasurable level such as this,it just boggles the mind!Oh,by the way,have you heard they found who is really buried in Grants Tomb?

  3. BAM says:

    So what does it mean that the Haitians kicked his ass?

  4. Bilbo Baggins says:

    Do you not find it strange that the chip found in Napoleon’s head is identical to implantable RFID chips used today? Coincidence? See link below, first ID picture I pulled off google: http://signsofthelastdays.com/archives/super-creepy-tv-ad-promotes-implantable-rfid-microchips-for-humans

    The pink side of the chip is copper wire windings that powers up the chip data when exposed to a magnetic field. Black side holds the chip and micro-watt transmitter… hummmm. Moral of the story is don’t believe everything you read or everything you see!

  5. Anin says:

    After I read this I had a weird dream about it. lol

  6. Eric says:

    What if this implant was done by a time traveler from our future (or past)? It’s a thought. Being done by an ET is also just a thought until proven. Right?No sense jumping abroad that speculation train until the data is ALL in.

  7. Deserae says:

    Great piece of science fiction, love your imagination.

  8. Clare says:

    How odd. Even if it’s true: First there’s a scholarship issue:

    No source given for the article.
    And the photo could be from clip art, not the skull. In fact, aliens don’t ever, according to claimants, plant RFID, so the photo is suggestive but misleading.

    As to Napoleon, he was in the Great pyramid overnight, would never say what happened, made several impressed remarks over his life, and near his death almost told someone, then said, “you’d never believe me”.

    So we need the source for this article.

  9. Neil Penny says:

    An advanced civilization travels 760,000 gazillion miles across the universe to Earth. What do they do? Gift us advanced technology? Advanced medical knowledge? Recipes for unknown materials? World peace?

    No, they implant a microchip into Napoleon’s scone.

    Incidentally, a chip as technologically advanced as the current earth bound surveillance fare, manufactured by Fred and Bob’s military contracted wafer facility in Bakersfield. Obviously surveillance technology from light years away is remarkably similar to ours and not advanced at all.

    Note to forensic investigators, check the pelvic bone for scrape marks, being evidence of anal probing, yet another good reason for intergalactic travel.

    Flash forward, NASA in the year 8762.

    Chairman, “Guys, we are going to build a spacecraft to exploit the worm holes and travel 34,300 light years across the universe.”
    Rocket geek, “Great idea, ve haf perfected the plasma drive and the foofa valve, ve are goot to go.”
    Geologist, “We can source rare metals to enhance the energy efficiency in our nuclear power plants.”
    Botanist, “We can exploit botanic specimens which could revolutionize how we produce food.”
    Meteorologist, “We could gather detailed knowledge of alien weather patterns that we could use on Earth to manipulate weather patterns.”

    Chairman, “No, we are going to find a divorced, short, fat, balding, impotent, surly, arrogant little shit with a height complex who has delusions of grandeur, who has had several failures strategically, both politically and militarily, who prefers shagging the wives of his allies.”

    “Failing that, find an alien redneck in a pickup, on a remote road and without a camera.”

    “It will only cost us 87 trillion dollars to build, crewed by 1245 people, will consume 67% of our national GDP for six years and only take 24 years to build.”

    “The object of this vast undertaking is to plant a tracking device in his head so we can record his meanderings as he works his way through the bedrooms of the aristocracy.”

    “Oh, btw George, do make sure you get a probe inserted into his jacksie so as to find out the complicated workings of the alien mind.”

    “No objections?, Right, make it so.”

    “Tally Ho chaps!”

  10. Micheal Hokes says:

    So what makes anybody think that this particular piece of glass tubing was (a) found in Napoleon’s skull, or (b) of alien origin ? This looks entirely terrestrial to me, and not capable of interacting with a human nervous system at all, and yes, I have worked in advanced electronic prosthesis research so I have a clue.

    I don’t know what proving that aliens controlling Napoleon would prove anyhow ? For all the claims of his brilliance as a general and the advanced nature of his tactics I call bullshit. His tactics were merely less incompetent than the inbred Austrians were using.

  11. Brad says:

    Neal, how about you do your own research and not troll.

  12. Ted says:

    Funny, you mentioned the “Dr.s” name but didn’t mention the journal that the article appeared in…

    “The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

    Which medical journal? Don’t you think the article itself and a link to it would be an appropriate way to support your otherwise nonsensical and outlandish article? At least you could validate the conclusions you offer….

    But that is the way of con men… tell a story but avoid proving it… you made this entire thing up. Pathetic.

  13. Thomas Jefferson says:

    “Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time,” said Dr. Dubois. “Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities.”

    The greatest military strategist who ever lived was Sun Tzu, and that was thousands of years before Napoleon, and Sun Tzu’s strategies are still used today. In fact, you can see Sun Tzu’s teachings in all the wars of the modern era (well beyond Napoleon), such as Vietnam, or WWII, and easily see why those who won, did so, while those who lost, did that.

    This story smells a bit. Napoleon fought against the banks.

  14. sam says:

    The 1st issue I have… Napoleon didn’t have a “small stature. He is average sized for his time. I also find it highly unlikely that the french goverment would allow his skeleton to be exhumed just to study if he had a fairly common disorder..along with a poor grasp of history. Hoax

  15. Dan says:

    This was on Weekly World News…I hope that isn’t the source. I am stunned the New York Times is still in the dark about this

  16. aron says:

    It’s might possible that THEY would have found something which indicates that Nepoleon had some supernatural powers and lead towards great than any superhero THEY established, and THEY started to spread some mysterious STUPID rumors…HA HA HA… as usual…

  17. Phuong says:

    I strongly recommend reading Zhuan Falun by Mr Li Hongzhi because it discloses many secrets of the cosmos, which are super-scientific. For example, do you know that the three guys have recently received Nobel prizes in 2011 for finding out the fact that our universe is expanding at a faster rate? This fact was already mentioned in Mr Li Hongzhi’s lectures several years ago. Or, the recent finding by scientists in which neutrino has faster speed than that of light was also mentioned in Mr Li Hongzhi’s lectures. You can easily download the book here for free: http://www.falundafa.org/eng/books.html :)

  18. Really interesting this post …
    Can you share me where is the source of this information?

  19. Derek says:

    I’m a Chinese student,but I don’t think highly of your article of these and I doubt it.Because as such types information is everywhere online in China…so I’d better believe myself..

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  21. Hardy says:

    Super advanced microchip? The “chip” on the picture is a Texas Instruments (TI) 130kHz 64bit transponder or RFID. You are really sick to post such BS here!

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  28. Jan Quarius says:

    Ahah, I hope it’s fake…

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